While waiting for his range of guide to life books to get snatched up by a publisher, baldmonkey has bunged this book of his famous poetry together and stuck it on Lulu for too much money. If you can't wait for the good stuff, perhaps this will tide you over:

The Poetry of baldmonkey

A book of the funniest poetry ever written by baldmonkey apart from all the better poems he did which he couldn't be bothered to add. Poorly spelt, poorly presented and poorly recommended, it is an ideal book for the moron with too much money.

Click on the picture to go and buy it.