Then I will start selling baldmonkeystuff life accompaniments to help you in your dreary day to day lives. Mostly this will involve tee shirts and pencils. They will be over priced, but that's okay because money is power and you want me to be powerful so I can make everything better.

My plan will end with me hosting my own panel game show on a popular television station which will be broadcast twenty-four hours a day. The adverts will all be for my tee shirts. You'll all be wearing fifty tee shirts at once to try to show off how much you love me. This will make it much safer for you to fall over due to the padding. This is my way of sharing the success."